Sunday, January 16, 2011
Microsoft Word is evil
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Monday, December 17, 2007
list of potential writers
the following list was compiled from andrew's mind, a sample of past contributors to image journal, and a brief internet search. some of the writers may be dead, may suck, or may write in a non-literary genre:
David James Duncan
Marilynne Robinson
Scott Cairns
Mary Karr
Paul Mariani
Lucy Shaw
Yann Martel
Kathleen Norris
Robert Cording
Annie Dillard
BH Fairchild
Philip Levine
Jennifer Maier
Paul Mariani
Mary Oliver
Daniel Tobin
Deborah Joy Corey
Doris Betts
Frederick Buechner
Andre Dubus III
Ingrid Hill
Wally Lamb
Gina Ochsner
Chaim Potok
Wendell Berry
Walter Brueggemann
John Irving
Garrison Keillor
Bret Lott
Greg Wolfe
Dan Wakefield
Elie Wiesel
Richard Wilbur
Leif Enger – peace like river
Lauren Winner
Donald Miller
Homer Hickam
Mary Kenagy
Athol Dickinson – River Rising
Douglas Coupland – (monotheist) – microserfs, generation x…
Larry Woiwode – What I’m Going To Do, I Think, Beyond the Bedroom Walls
John Updike – the rabbit books, etc.
Ron Hansen – the assignation of the outlaw jesse james…
Anne lamott
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
deleted tunes, sorted by artist
Abra Moore | I Do | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Adam Richman | Mary-Anne | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Al Green | I'd Still Choose You | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Al Greet | Be My Baby | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Allison Moorer | Melancholy Potty | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
American Music Club | Another Morning | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Amy Rigby | Don't Ever Change | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Angela McCluskey | Dirty Pearl | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Anne McCue | Crazy Beautiful Child | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Annie Quick | Hit Like A Man | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Ari Hest | They’re On To Me | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
At The Close Of Everyday | Hallways | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Autolux | Here Comes Everybody | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
Ben Harper | With My Own Two Hands | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Ben Kweller | The Rules | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Bethany Yarrow | Black Is The Color | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Bill Mallonee | She's So Liquid | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Bill Mallonee | Life On Other Planets | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Billy Joe Shaver | Freedom's Child | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Blackie And The Rodeo Kings | Swinging From The Chains Of Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Bob Schneider | Come With Me Tonight | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Bonnie Hayes | Still Wild | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Brian Houston | Practical Reminder | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Bright Eyes | Take It Easy (Love Nothing) | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Brindley Brothers | Playing With the Light | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Brindley Brothers | Supernova | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Camper Van Beethoven | 51-7 (Radio Edit) | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Caroline Herring | Trace | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Cassandra Wilson | What Is It | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Castanets | As You Do | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Cat Power | He War | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Cerys Matthews | Chardonnay | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
Chip Taylor & Carrie Rodriquez | Keep Your Hat On Jenny | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Chris Robinson & The New Earth Mud | 40 Days [Radio Edit] | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Christopher Williams | Did Not Draw | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Clem Snide | All Green | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Coldplay | Brothers and Sisters | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Collin Herring | Back Of Your Mind | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Damien Jurado | Texas To Ohio | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Dan Bern | Jane | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Dapp Theory | Trickle Down | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
David Wilcox | Waffle House (Live) | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Death Cab For Cutie | Prove My Hypotheses | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Diego Sandrin | Dog | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Drive-By Truckers | The Day John Henry Died | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
eastmountainsouth | Hard Times | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Edwin McCain | Let It Slide | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Eisley | Marvelous Things | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Elgin James | Runway Song | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Emma Gibbs Band | Black Road | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Erin McKeown | Cinematic | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Eve Selis | Down To Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Fastball | Airstream | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
FEEL | Won't Stand In Your Way | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Five For Fighting | Angels And Girlfriends | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Frank Lenz | The Hot Stuff | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Garageland | Superstars | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Garrison Starr | Gasoline | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Gillian Welch | Wayside/Back In Time | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Glenn Tilbrook | Untouchable | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Gomez | Silence | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Grand Drive | A Little Like You | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Grandpaboy | Mpls | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Gus Black | Dry Kisses | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Hayden | Hollywood Ending | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Hayes Carll | Hey Baby Where You Been | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Inara George | Genius | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Indigo Girls | Perfect World | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Ivy | Thinking About You | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
J.J. Cale | The Problem | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Jan Krist | Dressed To Kill | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Jennifer Daniels | Welcome To Your Life | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Jesse Harris & The Ferdinandos | All My Life | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Jim Boggia | Made Me So Happy (W/ Jill Sobule) | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Joe Henry | Loves You Madly | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros | Coma Girl | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
John Austin | Cool Morning | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
John Brannen | A Pair Of Dice | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
John Butler Trio | Something's Gotta Give | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
John Davis | Me & My Girl | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
John Prine | Glory Of True Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Jonatha Brooke | Better After All | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Jonathan Rundman | Smart Girls | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Joseph Arthur | Can’t Exist | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Josh Ritter | Kathleen | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Julie Lee | Still House Road | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
Junior Brown | The Bridge Washed Out | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Justin McRoberts | Undecided | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Karrin Allyson | All I Want | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Kathleen Edwards | 6 O'Clock News | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Keb' Mo' | Let Your Light Shine | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Kerosene Brothers | Ellie Schaffer | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Kieran McGee | Waiting For A Friend | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
K's Choice | Losing You | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Lisa Loeb | I Control The Sun | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Lizzie West | Sometime | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Los Lobos | Hurry Tomorrow | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Lost Dogs | Lovely Man (Full Length Version) | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Lovedrug | Rock And Roll | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Lowen & Navarro | Devil's In The Details | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Lucinda Williams | Sweet Side | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
M. Ward | Sweehearts On Parade | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Mark Heard | Nod Over Coffee | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Martina Topley-Bird | Need One | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
Marty Lloyd | Justified | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Mary Gauthier | Mercy Now (radio edit) | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Mary Gauthier | Good-Bye | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Matisyahu | Heights | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Matthew Ryan | Return To Me | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Michelle Shocked | How You Play The Game | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Michelle Shocked | That's So Amazing | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Minnie Driver | Everything I've Got In My Pockets | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
Nanci Griffith | I'm Not Drivin' These Wheels (Bring The Prose To The Wheel) | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Nick Cave | There She Goes, My Beautiful World | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Now It's Overhead | Wait In A Line | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Of Montreal | Requiem For O.M.M.2 | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Old 97's | The New Kid | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Ollabelle | Soul Of A Man | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Paco | My Love [Radio Remix] | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Pancho Sanchez | Mary Ann (Featuring Ray Charles) | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Patrick Davis | Rock Myself | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Paul Melancon | Overture | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Peter Case | Something's Coming (Radio Edit) | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Peter Stuart | With My Heart In Your Hands | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Preservation Hall Hot 4 With Duke Dejan | If I Had My Life To Live Over | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Pushstart Wagon | Mary | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Quetzal | This Is My Home | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Rachael Sage | Of Blue | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Rachael Sage | Bravedancing | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Rachael Sage | Sacrifice | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Reckless Kelly | Broken Heart | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Rilo Kiley | It's A Hit | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Robert Bradley & Macy Gray | Down On Me | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Robert Earl Keen | Furnace Fan | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Rosanne Cash | Rules Of Travel | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Rosavelt | Last Heartache | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
Rufus McGovern | Burn | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Rusty Truck | Cold Ground | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Sam Phillips | The Fan Dance | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Say Zulu | Wish Me Well | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Screen Door | Shine For Me | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Shannon Mcanally | The Worst Part Of A Broken Heart | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Shelby Lynne | Go With It | Paste Magazine Sampler 16 |
Sinéad O'Connor | My Lagan Love (Radio Edit) | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Slow Motion Reign | Isn't It Time? (Rats) | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Solomon Burke | I Need Your Love In My Life | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Some Girls | Necessito | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Sonia Dada | Old Bones | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
Sonia Dada | Baby Woke Up | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Spottiswoode And His Enemies | Youngest Child | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Sputnik | Hello | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Starflyer 59 | Teens In Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
Starsailor | Music Was Saved | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Stephen Clair | Stupid Game | Paste Magazine Sampler 15 |
Steve Forbert | Autumn This Year | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Steven Jackson | The Leavers And The Left Behinds | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Stockholm Syndrome | Couldn't Get It Right (Radio Mix) | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
Suit of Lights | Goodbye Sick City | Paste Magazine Sampler 14 |
Summer Hymns | Pete Rose Affinity | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Sun Kil Moon | Glenn Tipton | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Susan Enan | Moonlight | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Taylor | Follow Me | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Terry Scott Taylor | LITTLE, big | Paste Magazine Sampler 2 |
Tess Wiley | The Shadown | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
The Arcade Fire | Neighborhood #2 (Laika) | Paste Magazine Sampler 13 |
The Black Keys | 10 A.M. Automatic | Paste Magazine Sampler 12 |
The Black Keys | Set You Free | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
The Cardigans | For What It's Worth | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
The Concretes | You Can't Hurry Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
The Drexlers | Glass Head | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
The Elders | American Wake | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
The Flatlanders | Back To My Old Molehill | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
The High Llamas | The Click And The Fizz | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
The Incredible Moses Leroy | Transmission C | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
The Jayhawks | Tailspin | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
The Lost Trailers | Down In The Valley | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
The Polyphonic Spree | Section 12 (Hold Me Now) | Paste Magazine Sampler 11 |
The Proclaimers | Should Have Been Loved | Paste Magazine Sampler 9 |
The Subdudes | Morning Glory | Paste Magazine Sampler 10 |
The Thorns | I Can't Remember | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
The Thrills | One Horse Town | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
The Wailin' Jennys | Something To Hold Onto | PasteMusic.com Sampler IV |
Tim Easton | Black Hearted Ways | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Tim Miser | Sweet Long Goodbyes | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Tracy Spuehler | Where Do We Go | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Tywanna Jo Baskette | Pretty Crazy Daisy | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Uncle Tupelo | Left In The Dark | Paste Magazine Sampler 5 |
Van Morrison | Once In A Blue Moon | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Vic Chesnutt | Band Camp | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
Victoria Williams | I'm Old Fashioned | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Vienna Teng | The Tower | Paste Magazine Sampler 3 |
Volebeats | One I Love | Paste Magazine Sampler 8 |
Wanda Jackson | Funnel Of Love (Featuring The Cramps) | Paste Magazine Sampler 6 |
Wideawke | Everyday Rockstar | Paste Magazine Sampler 1 |
Wilshire | Special | Paste Magazine Sampler 7 |
Zak Morgan | When Bullfrogs Croak | Paste Magazine Sampler 4 |
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Labels: music
Thursday, June 28, 2007
spiderman III
- although most people might rank the spiderman trilogy in the order that the films were released, i preferred the third film to its predecessor.
- the creators of spiderman III try to weave three or more plots together; it makes the film entertaining, but i think that the added complexity actually makes the film seem more elementary.
- i like that the creators tried to use this trilogy to grapple with darkness. while they're still painfully obvious with their morals and i sometimes had a hard time buying peter parker's nasty shortsightedness, at least the creators didn't settle on a feel-good movie.
- i found this to be the funniest of the spiderman films. when tobey maguire embraced his dark side, i was laughing aloud.
here's a real review.
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Labels: movie, movie review, spiderman, spiderman III
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
once i write a review, you will be redirected to that review
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
italy story
Minding the gap, I pull myself aboard, struggle through sliding doors as they close, and shimmy onto the platform. I ping-pong from wall to wall toward the next seat. Boarding trains with a forty-five pound pack is like playing human pinball. The advantage to train travel may be its ease—the conductors and crew appear to do all the work—but for a novice traveler, things are never as easy as they seem.
To my credit, I maneuver clear of fellow passengers—or they from me—flop my pack onto an empty seat, and slide across to the adjacent bench. With considerably less exertion, other riders take their seats too: scruffy olive-skinned men in slacks and open-chested flannels, women cradling the fixings for tonight’s pesto surprise, and a couple of intellectuals with noses buried in books. Everyone looks tired. It could be the weather; I’ve never known somewhere so humid. Where else can one make small talk like: ‘looks like another sweaty day.’ I’m melting, and maybe everyone else is too. Or perhaps everyone is aggravated at this American and his bulky pack—he’s certainly tired of it—filling an entire seat and muttering to himself in some foreign dialect.
Unfortunately, a foreign dialect is all I know, and—where’s my rail pass? As inconspicuously as possible, I frantically leaf through the many pockets of my Lowe Alpine Sirroco Classic® pack, ruing the day that I appraised an abundance of pockets as a convenience. The pleasant
I’ve been riding the rails in
“Tickets please! Tickets,” hollers a voice in my mind. I’m convinced that any minute a train conductor will burst through the doors of our car with armed guards in tow. On the morning train from
The train is rumbling now, but still no onboard announcements or any sign of a conductor (or a rail pass). Groaning, the train flexes its tired mechanical muscles and jettisons forth from the station. Saying a quick prayer, I realize that if necessary I can probably purchase a ticket onboard. Besides, the other passengers, pretending to ignore my antics, have no tickets in hand ready for collection. I sit back and concentrate on the movement of the train, but its faded caramel seats, jarring motion, and cranky grinding of gears conjure unpleasant images of rickety old roller-coasters. Unconsciously, I reach for a lap bar and wonder uneasily if trains cave to the same barometric conditions as humans. Might our car suffer heat stroke and leave me stranded in
But the train keeps going. And stopping. And going. And stopping, stopping at every little space in the tracks wide enough to accommodate a few benches of worn commuters. There! Beyond the benches and stucco high-rise apartments I can see thin strands of beach. With any luck, that’s the
“To Vernazza?” I ask. “Vernazza?” And point to the train.
Someone says the word for floor. Others shake their heads. One woman, obliging this strange foreigner, takes the lead, and offers me a helpful bundle of insight. Unfortunately, the rushing wind carries her words far away to the opposite end of our car. While
“Prego?” I ask. I’ve often been told that when in
Hours later, without warning, our train unceremoniously emerges from a tunnel to that fabled city of
So, down a flight of stairs and into the busy breathing city center. In Vernazza, the city center consists of a single pedestrian-populated cobblestone street that empties into a small cove well suited for sailboats and small fishing craft. Forming an artificial canyon of sorts, apartments, boutiques, Internet cafes, and restaurants are stacked one atop the other all along both sides of the avenue. Tourists are everywhere, sipping the local white wine—after all, where else but in the Cinque Terre is wine cheaper than coke?—and languidly reclining on apartment steps, all in all pretending to be Italians well practiced in the art of the siesta.
Following the natural progression of the boulevard toward the harbor, I eagerly approach the waterfront. Sidestepping some sunbathers, I lean forward for my first touch of the
Shrugging my shoulders in mild defeat, I cautiously walk along the beach toward the first candidate for a good night’s lodgings: Gambero Rosso. I’m not quite sure how this works though; apparently all the harbor-side restaurants set their diners outside in a sea of plastic patio furniture. In fact, the various restaurants seem to encourage their tables and chairs to mingle amongst one another. Perhaps waiters from the various establishments compete, racing one another to each new guest: speedy service, guaranteed! While the lack of indoor seating ensures a marvelous view, it also makes it difficult to determine the best manner of approaching a restaurant proprietor. After a moment of indecision, I head toward the door from which the food seems to be flowing.
Passing through some dangling beads, I step into a dim smoky room. Contrary to my initial impression, this appears to be some kind of a bar. I spot a woman behind the counter and prepare for first contact.
“Uhhh…buona sera!” I greet her enthusiastically. That’s “good evening,” I think.
“Prego…” She says as she polishes a glass, inquisitively searching me with her dark hazel eyes. Apparently yet another use for the term “prego.” With my three word Italian vocabulary exhausted, I turn to the standby communication tool of all oblivious travelers: my hands.
I point to myself, bring my hands together against my right ear in the manner of a pillow, and ask: “Where place to stay? Sleep?” My English grows choppy. I even try a little French. Then, in a rare flash of inspiration, I conceive the perfect gimmick to illustrate my sorry plight. I pull the crumpled page from my Best of Europe 2001 and point to two boldface Italian words that preclude Rick’s explanation of places to stay. She squints at the worn page, shakes her head “no,” and mumbles something I take to mean that they’re+full. As a consolation gift of sorts, she nods and points across the square before returning to her dirty china.
Threading in and out of tourists, I cross the square. Outside the indicated apartment, a few men lounge idly about, laughing heartily through wispy clouds of cigarette smoke. I approach one, about to speak, but he motions me inside. I enter, make eye contact with a young man in an apron, and launch confidently into my new routine. As I thrust the page under his nose, I glimpse a sparkle in his eye. I think he understands. I’m a pro! Perhaps those games of charades really paid off.
Perhaps not. “Sorry,” he says, clear as can be, “You have no reservations? We have no rooms left.” Either I suddenly picked up Italian, or he’s speaking English. “It be tough to find room this time of the season without reservation. Try Paolo at Trattoria del Capitano,” he says, pointing next door at another restaurant.
I try next door. “No, no rooms.”
I try next door to Trattoria del Capitano but am referred back to Paulo. Like the Mary and Joseph of past millennia, I’m faced with the harsh prospect of no room in the inn. Unfortunately, there are no stables either. All these tourists, I belatedly realize, have places to stay. Quaint little Vernazza is brimming with hotel patrons. By eight in the evening, it’s an entire village of no vacancies. I am Cinderella at two strokes till twelve; catch my coach now, or things will get ugly. However, this is no fairy tale: there may be no night trains out of here.
concluded here (at the17pointscale.blogspot.com)
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
italy story
Minding the gap, I pull myself aboard, struggle through sliding doors as they close, and shimmy onto the platform. I ping-pong from wall to wall toward the next seat. Boarding trains with a forty-five pound pack is like playing human pinball. The advantage to train travel may be its ease—the conductors and crew appear to do all the work—but for a novice traveler, things are never as easy as they seem.
To my credit, I maneuver clear of fellow passengers—or they from me—flop my pack onto an empty seat, and slide across to the adjacent bench. With considerably less exertion, other riders take their seats too: scruffy olive-skinned men in slacks and open-chested flannels, women cradling the fixings for tonight’s pesto surprise, and a couple of intellectuals with noses buried in books. Everyone looks tired. It could be the weather; I’ve never known somewhere so humid. Where else can one make small talk like: ‘looks like another sweaty day.’ I’m melting, and maybe everyone else is too. Or perhaps everyone is aggravated at this American and his bulky pack—he’s certainly tired of it—filling an entire seat and muttering to himself in some foreign dialect.
Unfortunately, a foreign dialect is all I know, and—where’s my rail pass? As inconspicuously as possible, I frantically leaf through the many pockets of my Lowe Alpine Sirroco Classic® pack, ruing the day that I appraised an abundance of pockets as a convenience. The pleasant
I’ve been riding the rails in
“Tickets please! Tickets,” hollers a voice in my mind. I’m convinced that any minute a train conductor will burst through the doors of our car with armed guards in tow. On the morning train from
The train is rumbling now, but still no onboard announcements or any sign of a conductor (or a rail pass). Groaning, the train flexes its tired mechanical muscles and jettisons forth from the station. Saying a quick prayer, I realize that if necessary I can probably purchase a ticket onboard. Besides, the other passengers, pretending to ignore my antics, have no tickets in hand ready for collection. I sit back and concentrate on the movement of the train, but its faded caramel seats, jarring motion, and cranky grinding of gears conjure unpleasant images of rickety old roller-coasters. Unconsciously, I reach for a lap bar and wonder uneasily if trains cave to the same barometric conditions as humans. Might our car suffer heat stroke and leave me stranded in
But the train keeps going. And stopping. And going. And stopping, stopping at every little space in the tracks wide enough to accommodate a few benches of worn commuters. There! Beyond the benches and stucco high-rise apartments I can see thin strands of beach. With any luck, that’s the
“To Vernazza?” I ask. “Vernazza?” And point to the train.
Someone says the word for floor. Others shake their heads. One woman, obliging this strange foreigner, takes the lead, and offers me a helpful bundle of insight. Unfortunately, the rushing wind carries her words far away to the opposite end of our car. While
“Prego?” I ask. I’ve often been told that when in
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