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Monday, December 17, 2007

list of potential writers

the following list was compiled from andrew's mind, a sample of past contributors to image journal, and a brief internet search. some of the writers may be dead, may suck, or may write in a non-literary genre:

David James Duncan
Marilynne Robinson
Scott Cairns
Mary Karr
Paul Mariani
Lucy Shaw
Yann Martel
Kathleen Norris
Robert Cording
Annie Dillard
BH Fairchild
Philip Levine
Jennifer Maier
Paul Mariani
Mary Oliver
Daniel Tobin
Deborah Joy Corey
Doris Betts
Frederick Buechner
Andre Dubus III
Ingrid Hill
Wally Lamb
Gina Ochsner
Chaim Potok
Wendell Berry
Walter Brueggemann
John Irving
Garrison Keillor
Bret Lott
Greg Wolfe
Dan Wakefield
Elie Wiesel
Richard Wilbur
Leif Enger – peace like river
Lauren Winner
Donald Miller
Homer Hickam
Mary Kenagy
Athol Dickinson – River Rising
Douglas Coupland – (monotheist) – microserfs, generation x…
Larry Woiwode – What I’m Going To Do, I Think, Beyond the Bedroom Walls
John Updike – the rabbit books, etc.
Ron Hansen – the assignation of the outlaw jesse james…
Anne lamott

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

deleted tunes, sorted by artist

Abra Moore I Do Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Adam Richman Mary-Anne Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Al Green I'd Still Choose You Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Al Greet Be My Baby Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Allison Moorer Melancholy Potty Paste Magazine Sampler 10
American Music Club Another Morning Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Amy Rigby Don't Ever Change Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Angela McCluskey Dirty Pearl Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Anne McCue Crazy Beautiful Child Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Annie Quick Hit Like A Man PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Ari Hest They’re On To Me Paste Magazine Sampler 12
At The Close Of Everyday Hallways PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Autolux Here Comes Everybody Paste Magazine Sampler 13
Ben Harper With My Own Two Hands Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Ben Kweller The Rules Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Bethany Yarrow Black Is The Color Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Bill Mallonee She's So Liquid Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Bill Mallonee Life On Other Planets Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Billy Joe Shaver Freedom's Child Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Blackie And The Rodeo Kings Swinging From The Chains Of Love Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Bob Schneider Come With Me Tonight Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Bonnie Hayes Still Wild PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Brian Houston Practical Reminder Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Bright Eyes Take It Easy (Love Nothing) Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Brindley Brothers Playing With the Light Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Brindley Brothers Supernova PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Camper Van Beethoven 51-7 (Radio Edit) Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Caroline Herring Trace Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Cassandra Wilson What Is It Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Castanets As You Do Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Cat Power He War Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Cerys Matthews Chardonnay Paste Magazine Sampler 13
Chip Taylor & Carrie Rodriquez Keep Your Hat On Jenny Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Chris Robinson & The New Earth Mud 40 Days [Radio Edit] Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Christopher Williams Did Not Draw Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Clem Snide All Green Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Coldplay Brothers and Sisters Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Collin Herring Back Of Your Mind Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Damien Jurado Texas To Ohio Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Dan Bern Jane Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Dapp Theory Trickle Down Paste Magazine Sampler 7
David Wilcox Waffle House (Live) Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Death Cab For Cutie Prove My Hypotheses Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Diego Sandrin Dog Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Drive-By Truckers The Day John Henry Died Paste Magazine Sampler 11
eastmountainsouth Hard Times Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Edwin McCain Let It Slide Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Eisley Marvelous Things Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Elgin James Runway Song PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Emma Gibbs Band Black Road Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Erin McKeown Cinematic Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Eve Selis Down To Love Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Fastball Airstream Paste Magazine Sampler 10
FEEL Won't Stand In Your Way Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Five For Fighting Angels And Girlfriends Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Frank Lenz The Hot Stuff Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Garageland Superstars Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Garrison Starr Gasoline Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Gillian Welch Wayside/Back In Time Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Glenn Tilbrook Untouchable Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Gomez Silence Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Grand Drive A Little Like You Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Grandpaboy Mpls Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Gus Black Dry Kisses Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Hayden Hollywood Ending Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Hayes Carll Hey Baby Where You Been Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Inara George Genius Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Indigo Girls Perfect World Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Ivy Thinking About You Paste Magazine Sampler 14
J.J. Cale The Problem Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Jan Krist Dressed To Kill Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Jennifer Daniels Welcome To Your Life Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Jesse Harris & The Ferdinandos All My Life Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Jim Boggia Made Me So Happy (W/ Jill Sobule) Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Joe Henry Loves You Madly Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros Coma Girl Paste Magazine Sampler 7
John Austin Cool Morning Paste Magazine Sampler 2
John Brannen A Pair Of Dice Paste Magazine Sampler 13
John Butler Trio Something's Gotta Give Paste Magazine Sampler 13
John Davis Me & My Girl Paste Magazine Sampler 15
John Prine Glory Of True Love Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Jonatha Brooke Better After All Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Jonathan Rundman Smart Girls Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Joseph Arthur Can’t Exist Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Josh Ritter Kathleen Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Julie Lee Still House Road Paste Magazine Sampler 13
Junior Brown The Bridge Washed Out Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Justin McRoberts Undecided PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Karrin Allyson All I Want Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Kathleen Edwards 6 O'Clock News Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Keb' Mo' Let Your Light Shine Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Kerosene Brothers Ellie Schaffer Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Kieran McGee Waiting For A Friend Paste Magazine Sampler 13
K's Choice Losing You Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Lisa Loeb I Control The Sun Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Lizzie West Sometime Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Los Lobos Hurry Tomorrow Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Lost Dogs Lovely Man (Full Length Version) Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Lovedrug Rock And Roll Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Lowen & Navarro Devil's In The Details Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Lucinda Williams Sweet Side Paste Magazine Sampler 4
M. Ward Sweehearts On Parade Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Mark Heard Nod Over Coffee Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Martina Topley-Bird Need One Paste Magazine Sampler 13
Marty Lloyd Justified Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Mary Gauthier Mercy Now (radio edit) Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Mary Gauthier Good-Bye Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Matisyahu Heights Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Matthew Ryan Return To Me Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Michelle Shocked How You Play The Game Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Michelle Shocked That's So Amazing Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Minnie Driver Everything I've Got In My Pockets Paste Magazine Sampler 13
Nanci Griffith I'm Not Drivin' These Wheels (Bring The Prose To The Wheel) Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Nick Cave There She Goes, My Beautiful World Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Now It's Overhead Wait In A Line Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Of Montreal Requiem For O.M.M.2 Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Old 97's The New Kid Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Ollabelle Soul Of A Man Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Paco My Love [Radio Remix] Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Pancho Sanchez Mary Ann (Featuring Ray Charles) Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Patrick Davis Rock Myself Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Paul Melancon Overture Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Peter Case Something's Coming (Radio Edit) Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Peter Stuart With My Heart In Your Hands Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Preservation Hall Hot 4 With Duke Dejan If I Had My Life To Live Over Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Pushstart Wagon Mary Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Quetzal This Is My Home Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Rachael Sage Of Blue Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Rachael Sage Bravedancing PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Rachael Sage Sacrifice Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Reckless Kelly Broken Heart Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Rilo Kiley It's A Hit Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Robert Bradley & Macy Gray Down On Me Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Robert Earl Keen Furnace Fan Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Rosanne Cash Rules Of Travel Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Rosavelt Last Heartache Paste Magazine Sampler 12
Rufus McGovern Burn PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Rusty Truck Cold Ground Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Sam Phillips The Fan Dance Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Say Zulu Wish Me Well Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Screen Door Shine For Me Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Shannon Mcanally The Worst Part Of A Broken Heart Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Shelby Lynne Go With It Paste Magazine Sampler 16
Sinéad O'Connor My Lagan Love (Radio Edit) Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Slow Motion Reign Isn't It Time? (Rats) Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Solomon Burke I Need Your Love In My Life Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Some Girls Necessito Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Sonia Dada Old Bones Paste Magazine Sampler 11
Sonia Dada Baby Woke Up Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Spottiswoode And His Enemies Youngest Child Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Sputnik Hello Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Starflyer 59 Teens In Love Paste Magazine Sampler 9
Starsailor Music Was Saved Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Stephen Clair Stupid Game Paste Magazine Sampler 15
Steve Forbert Autumn This Year Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Steven Jackson The Leavers And The Left Behinds Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Stockholm Syndrome Couldn't Get It Right (Radio Mix) Paste Magazine Sampler 10
Suit of Lights Goodbye Sick City Paste Magazine Sampler 14
Summer Hymns Pete Rose Affinity Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Sun Kil Moon Glenn Tipton Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Susan Enan Moonlight Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Taylor Follow Me Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Terry Scott Taylor LITTLE, big Paste Magazine Sampler 2
Tess Wiley The Shadown Paste Magazine Sampler 13
The Arcade Fire Neighborhood #2 (Laika) Paste Magazine Sampler 13
The Black Keys 10 A.M. Automatic Paste Magazine Sampler 12
The Black Keys Set You Free Paste Magazine Sampler 5
The Cardigans For What It's Worth Paste Magazine Sampler 10
The Concretes You Can't Hurry Love Paste Magazine Sampler 11
The Drexlers Glass Head PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
The Elders American Wake Paste Magazine Sampler 8
The Flatlanders Back To My Old Molehill Paste Magazine Sampler 8
The High Llamas The Click And The Fizz Paste Magazine Sampler 7
The Incredible Moses Leroy Transmission C Paste Magazine Sampler 5
The Jayhawks Tailspin Paste Magazine Sampler 4
The Lost Trailers Down In The Valley Paste Magazine Sampler 9
The Polyphonic Spree Section 12 (Hold Me Now) Paste Magazine Sampler 11
The Proclaimers Should Have Been Loved Paste Magazine Sampler 9
The Subdudes Morning Glory Paste Magazine Sampler 10
The Thorns I Can't Remember Paste Magazine Sampler 4
The Thrills One Horse Town Paste Magazine Sampler 7
The Wailin' Jennys Something To Hold Onto PasteMusic.com Sampler IV
Tim Easton Black Hearted Ways Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Tim Miser Sweet Long Goodbyes Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Tracy Spuehler Where Do We Go Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Tywanna Jo Baskette Pretty Crazy Daisy Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Uncle Tupelo Left In The Dark Paste Magazine Sampler 5
Van Morrison Once In A Blue Moon Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Vic Chesnutt Band Camp Paste Magazine Sampler 4
Victoria Williams I'm Old Fashioned Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Vienna Teng The Tower Paste Magazine Sampler 3
Volebeats One I Love Paste Magazine Sampler 8
Wanda Jackson Funnel Of Love (Featuring The Cramps) Paste Magazine Sampler 6
Wideawke Everyday Rockstar Paste Magazine Sampler 1
Wilshire Special Paste Magazine Sampler 7
Zak Morgan When Bullfrogs Croak Paste Magazine Sampler 4

Thursday, June 28, 2007

spiderman III

  • although most people might rank the spiderman trilogy in the order that the films were released, i preferred the third film to its predecessor.
  • the creators of spiderman III try to weave three or more plots together; it makes the film entertaining, but i think that the added complexity actually makes the film seem more elementary.
  • i like that the creators tried to use this trilogy to grapple with darkness. while they're still painfully obvious with their morals and i sometimes had a hard time buying peter parker's nasty shortsightedness, at least the creators didn't settle on a feel-good movie.
  • i found this to be the funniest of the spiderman films. when tobey maguire embraced his dark side, i was laughing aloud.

here's a real review.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

italy story

Minding the gap, I pull myself aboard, struggle through sliding doors as they close, and shimmy onto the platform. I ping-pong from wall to wall toward the next seat. Boarding trains with a forty-five pound pack is like playing human pinball. The advantage to train travel may be its ease—the conductors and crew appear to do all the work—but for a novice traveler, things are never as easy as they seem.

To my credit, I maneuver clear of fellow passengers—or they from me—flop my pack onto an empty seat, and slide across to the adjacent bench. With considerably less exertion, other riders take their seats too: scruffy olive-skinned men in slacks and open-chested flannels, women cradling the fixings for tonight’s pesto surprise, and a couple of intellectuals with noses buried in books. Everyone looks tired. It could be the weather; I’ve never known somewhere so humid. Where else can one make small talk like: ‘looks like another sweaty day.’ I’m melting, and maybe everyone else is too. Or perhaps everyone is aggravated at this American and his bulky pack—he’s certainly tired of it—filling an entire seat and muttering to himself in some foreign dialect.

Unfortunately, a foreign dialect is all I know, and—where’s my rail pass? As inconspicuously as possible, I frantically leaf through the many pockets of my Lowe Alpine Sirroco Classic® pack, ruing the day that I appraised an abundance of pockets as a convenience. The pleasant Seattle A giant oversight if you ask me. I could be lost somewhere in the Tibetan highlands, mind a bit fuzzy from the altitude, wasting my last breaths in futile pursuit of an oxygen mask locked far away in some forgotten pocket, or, worse yet, I could be missing my rail pass! Where is it? salesman said nothing about the inconvenience of something so convenient.

I’ve been riding the rails in Europe for a few months now. I first arrived in London with a group of university students from a small liberal arts college in Washington State. We toured Great Britain together, sharing our meals, lives, and love/hate relationships with Arthurian lit. And now I find myself prancing about Italy like a suddenly self-aware Don Quixote, a foolish spectacle for all to see. If my rail pass is lost, it might finally be time to doff the cap of traveler extraordinaire and face the facts. The carefree young man who left Seattle planned to embrace every little cultural unpleasantry with easygoing acceptance. No complaining, and most certainly no whining. I obviously didn’t anticipate this. Really, it’s unfathomable that a middle-class, white boy from the suburbs could expect to seamlessly blend into his surroundings and float effortlessly from place to place.

“Tickets please! Tickets,” hollers a voice in my mind. I’m convinced that any minute a train conductor will burst through the doors of our car with armed guards in tow. On the morning train from Switzerland, the train staff even searched some bags and checked our passports. Tossing shorts, socks, and underwear out of the way, I dig deeper. Hopefully, every Italian city is equipped with a friendly neighborhood US embassy. Although…I could probably write a darn good travel essay from a dank prison cell in Timbuktu, Italy.

The train is rumbling now, but still no onboard announcements or any sign of a conductor (or a rail pass). Groaning, the train flexes its tired mechanical muscles and jettisons forth from the station. Saying a quick prayer, I realize that if necessary I can probably purchase a ticket onboard. Besides, the other passengers, pretending to ignore my antics, have no tickets in hand ready for collection. I sit back and concentrate on the movement of the train, but its faded caramel seats, jarring motion, and cranky grinding of gears conjure unpleasant images of rickety old roller-coasters. Unconsciously, I reach for a lap bar and wonder uneasily if trains cave to the same barometric conditions as humans. Might our car suffer heat stroke and leave me stranded in Genoa?

But the train keeps going. And stopping. And going. And stopping, stopping at every little space in the tracks wide enough to accommodate a few benches of worn commuters. There! Beyond the benches and stucco high-rise apartments I can see thin strands of beach. With any luck, that’s the Mediterranean. But as each fresh likeness of tropical paradise rolls slowly by, the city names elicit no sense of familiarity. Still, these towns look nice. I could cut loose from my itinerary, barrel blindly from the seasoned advice of other travelers, and land myself in some obscure Italian village no one’s ever heard of, besides the Italians, of course. Some ordinary coastal community sifting wages from the sea rather than the wallets of tourists. Rent a raft and float away into the Mediterranean sunset…but seriously, maybe this is the wrong train. I ask a few passengers.

“To Vernazza?” I ask. “Vernazza?” And point to the train.

Someone says the word for floor. Others shake their heads. One woman, obliging this strange foreigner, takes the lead, and offers me a helpful bundle of insight. Unfortunately, the rushing wind carries her words far away to the opposite end of our car. While Italy seems privileged to have experienced parts of the industrial revolution, like this train putting deliberately down the sun-soaked coast, other modern conveniences apparently have bypassed Europe’s boot. Despite the pressing humidity, Italians on the West Coast lack the crucial life support system we know as air conditioning. Thankfully, my train utilizes the predecessor to AC: wide-open windows. But in the context of conversations, Italian AC makes communication nearly impossible. Oh, well, her insight amounted to nothing more than Italian gibberish anyway.

“Prego?” I ask. I’ve often been told that when in Rome, do as the Romans do; in this case that means speak Italian. Earlier, as I crossed the border from Switzerland, a benevolent tour guide explained that the word “prego” serves at least a million functions, ranging from “may I take this,” “you’re welcome,” and “excuse me,” to a brand of spaghetti sauce. Thus, if lost for something to say in Italy, like now, “prego” might work. It does. She repeats her explanation. Great. I muster one last try, putting careful emphasis on each of the syllables. “Verrrr nahhhzzzzz uhhh?”

“Si, si.” So much for blending in. After a few “graci’s”, my bag and I ride the remainder of the trip in self-conscious silence. Cover blown, I discard any pretense of acting indigenous and pull dog-eared pages from a used copy of Rick Steves’s Best of Europe 2001. Staring at the map, I note how close Vernazza should be to Genoa. Barely a centimeter! Oh, well. I stash the map in the front pocket of my shorts with a camera, some German receipts, and a rail pass. A rail pass?! Hallelujah! I nearly jump out of my seat. My Italian train-mates must think I’m loony, or perhaps I’m behaving like a typical American. No wonder we have such a poor reputation abroad. After daring a last glance at my fellow passengers, I turn my gaze to the window and stare at the passing towns—in part to avoid further eye contact with the locals but more importantly to somehow verify that, yes, I am on the right train.

Hours later, without warning, our train unceremoniously emerges from a tunnel to that fabled city of Vernazza. Hoisting my pack, I happily stumble through the door and onto the platform. The haggard locomotive burps, coughs, and finally rumbles from the station, allowing the distant lull of laughing voices to fill its wake. An expectant smile flickers across my face. I can almost taste the gelato[1]. But first things first: I must secure a place to stay. No worries, my friend Rick Steves already allayed my apprehensions concerning the night lodgings: “The town is honeycombed year-round with pleasant, rentable private rooms, […] simply show up by morning and look around [….] Any main-street business has a line on rooms for rent […] no reservations taken, just show up at restaurants” (Steves 578).

So, down a flight of stairs and into the busy breathing city center. In Vernazza, the city center consists of a single pedestrian-populated cobblestone street that empties into a small cove well suited for sailboats and small fishing craft. Forming an artificial canyon of sorts, apartments, boutiques, Internet cafes, and restaurants are stacked one atop the other all along both sides of the avenue. Tourists are everywhere, sipping the local white wine—after all, where else but in the Cinque Terre is wine cheaper than coke?—and languidly reclining on apartment steps, all in all pretending to be Italians well practiced in the art of the siesta.

Following the natural progression of the boulevard toward the harbor, I eagerly approach the waterfront. Sidestepping some sunbathers, I lean forward for my first touch of the Mediterranean. Instead of experiencing a transforming moment where all historical references to this great body of water suddenly converge into one epiphany about my place in time—that’s how I imagined my first meeting with the Mediterranean—the great big bulk straddling my back lunges forward as if to leapfrog my shoulders. I somehow catch my balance, roll to the side, and narrowly escape a refreshing dip.

Shrugging my shoulders in mild defeat, I cautiously walk along the beach toward the first candidate for a good night’s lodgings: Gambero Rosso. I’m not quite sure how this works though; apparently all the harbor-side restaurants set their diners outside in a sea of plastic patio furniture. In fact, the various restaurants seem to encourage their tables and chairs to mingle amongst one another. Perhaps waiters from the various establishments compete, racing one another to each new guest: speedy service, guaranteed! While the lack of indoor seating ensures a marvelous view, it also makes it difficult to determine the best manner of approaching a restaurant proprietor. After a moment of indecision, I head toward the door from which the food seems to be flowing.

Passing through some dangling beads, I step into a dim smoky room. Contrary to my initial impression, this appears to be some kind of a bar. I spot a woman behind the counter and prepare for first contact.

“Uhhh…buona sera!” I greet her enthusiastically. That’s “good evening,” I think.

“Prego…” She says as she polishes a glass, inquisitively searching me with her dark hazel eyes. Apparently yet another use for the term “prego.” With my three word Italian vocabulary exhausted, I turn to the standby communication tool of all oblivious travelers: my hands.

I point to myself, bring my hands together against my right ear in the manner of a pillow, and ask: “Where place to stay? Sleep?” My English grows choppy. I even try a little French. Then, in a rare flash of inspiration, I conceive the perfect gimmick to illustrate my sorry plight. I pull the crumpled page from my Best of Europe 2001 and point to two boldface Italian words that preclude Rick’s explanation of places to stay. She squints at the worn page, shakes her head “no,” and mumbles something I take to mean that they’re+full. As a consolation gift of sorts, she nods and points across the square before returning to her dirty china.

Threading in and out of tourists, I cross the square. Outside the indicated apartment, a few men lounge idly about, laughing heartily through wispy clouds of cigarette smoke. I approach one, about to speak, but he motions me inside. I enter, make eye contact with a young man in an apron, and launch confidently into my new routine. As I thrust the page under his nose, I glimpse a sparkle in his eye. I think he understands. I’m a pro! Perhaps those games of charades really paid off.

Perhaps not. “Sorry,” he says, clear as can be, “You have no reservations? We have no rooms left.” Either I suddenly picked up Italian, or he’s speaking English. “It be tough to find room this time of the season without reservation. Try Paolo at Trattoria del Capitano,” he says, pointing next door at another restaurant.

I try next door. “No, no rooms.”

I try next door to Trattoria del Capitano but am referred back to Paulo. Like the Mary and Joseph of past millennia, I’m faced with the harsh prospect of no room in the inn. Unfortunately, there are no stables either. All these tourists, I belatedly realize, have places to stay. Quaint little Vernazza is brimming with hotel patrons. By eight in the evening, it’s an entire village of no vacancies. I am Cinderella at two strokes till twelve; catch my coach now, or things will get ugly. However, this is no fairy tale: there may be no night trains out of here.


concluded here (at the17pointscale.blogspot.com)

Saturday, February 17, 2007

italy story

Minding the gap, I pull myself aboard, struggle through sliding doors as they close, and shimmy onto the platform. I ping-pong from wall to wall toward the next seat. Boarding trains with a forty-five pound pack is like playing human pinball. The advantage to train travel may be its ease—the conductors and crew appear to do all the work—but for a novice traveler, things are never as easy as they seem.

To my credit, I maneuver clear of fellow passengers—or they from me—flop my pack onto an empty seat, and slide across to the adjacent bench. With considerably less exertion, other riders take their seats too: scruffy olive-skinned men in slacks and open-chested flannels, women cradling the fixings for tonight’s pesto surprise, and a couple of intellectuals with noses buried in books. Everyone looks tired. It could be the weather; I’ve never known somewhere so humid. Where else can one make small talk like: ‘looks like another sweaty day.’ I’m melting, and maybe everyone else is too. Or perhaps everyone is aggravated at this American and his bulky pack—he’s certainly tired of it—filling an entire seat and muttering to himself in some foreign dialect.

Unfortunately, a foreign dialect is all I know, and—where’s my rail pass? As inconspicuously as possible, I frantically leaf through the many pockets of my Lowe Alpine Sirroco Classic® pack, ruing the day that I appraised an abundance of pockets as a convenience. The pleasant Seattle A giant oversight if you ask me. I could be lost somewhere in the Tibetan highlands, mind a bit fuzzy from the altitude, wasting my last breaths in futile pursuit of an oxygen mask locked far away in some forgotten pocket, or, worse yet, I could be missing my rail pass! Where is it? salesman said nothing about the inconvenience of something so convenient.

I’ve been riding the rails in Europe for a few months now. I first arrived in London with a group of university students from a small liberal arts college in Washington State. We toured Great Britain together, sharing our meals, lives, and love/hate relationships with Arthurian lit. And now I find myself prancing about Italy like a suddenly self-aware Don Quixote, a foolish spectacle for all to see. If my rail pass is lost, it might finally be time to doff the cap of traveler extraordinaire and face the facts. The carefree young man who left Seattle planned to embrace every little cultural unpleasantry with easygoing acceptance. No complaining, and most certainly no whining. I obviously didn’t anticipate this. Really, it’s unfathomable that a middle-class, white boy from the suburbs could expect to seamlessly blend into his surroundings and float effortlessly from place to place.

“Tickets please! Tickets,” hollers a voice in my mind. I’m convinced that any minute a train conductor will burst through the doors of our car with armed guards in tow. On the morning train from Switzerland, the train staff even searched some bags and checked our passports. Tossing shorts, socks, and underwear out of the way, I dig deeper. Hopefully, every Italian city is equipped with a friendly neighborhood US embassy. Although…I could probably write a darn good travel essay from a dank prison cell in Timbuktu, Italy.

The train is rumbling now, but still no onboard announcements or any sign of a conductor (or a rail pass). Groaning, the train flexes its tired mechanical muscles and jettisons forth from the station. Saying a quick prayer, I realize that if necessary I can probably purchase a ticket onboard. Besides, the other passengers, pretending to ignore my antics, have no tickets in hand ready for collection. I sit back and concentrate on the movement of the train, but its faded caramel seats, jarring motion, and cranky grinding of gears conjure unpleasant images of rickety old roller-coasters. Unconsciously, I reach for a lap bar and wonder uneasily if trains cave to the same barometric conditions as humans. Might our car suffer heat stroke and leave me stranded in Genoa?

But the train keeps going. And stopping. And going. And stopping, stopping at every little space in the tracks wide enough to accommodate a few benches of worn commuters. There! Beyond the benches and stucco high-rise apartments I can see thin strands of beach. With any luck, that’s the Mediterranean. But as each fresh likeness of tropical paradise rolls slowly by, the city names elicit no sense of familiarity. Still, these towns look nice. I could cut loose from my itinerary, barrel blindly from the seasoned advice of other travelers, and land myself in some obscure Italian village no one’s ever heard of, besides the Italians, of course. Some ordinary coastal community sifting wages from the sea rather than the wallets of tourists. Rent a raft and float away into the Mediterranean sunset…but seriously, maybe this is the wrong train. I ask a few passengers.

“To Vernazza?” I ask. “Vernazza?” And point to the train.

Someone says the word for floor. Others shake their heads. One woman, obliging this strange foreigner, takes the lead, and offers me a helpful bundle of insight. Unfortunately, the rushing wind carries her words far away to the opposite end of our car. While Italy seems privileged to have experienced parts of the industrial revolution, like this train putting deliberately down the sun-soaked coast, other modern conveniences apparently have bypassed Europe’s boot. Despite the pressing humidity, Italians on the West Coast lack the crucial life support system we know as air conditioning. Thankfully, my train utilizes the predecessor to AC: wide-open windows. But in the context of conversations, Italian AC makes communication nearly impossible. Oh, well, her insight amounted to nothing more than Italian gibberish anyway.

“Prego?” I ask. I’ve often been told that when in Rome, do as the Romans do; in this case that means speak Italian. Earlier, as I crossed the border from Switzerland, a benevolent tour guide explained that the word “prego” serves at least a million functions, ranging from “may I take this,” “you’re welcome,” and “excuse me,” to a brand of spaghetti sauce. Thus, if lost for something to say in Italy, like now, “prego” might work. It does. She repeats her explanation. Great. I muster one last try, putting careful emphasis on each of the syllables. “Verrrr nahhhzzzzz uhhh?”

“Si, si.” So much for blending in. After a few “graci’s,” my bag and I ride the remainder of the trip in self-conscious silence. Cover blown, I discard any pretense of acting indigenous and pull dog-eared pages from a used copy of Rick Steves’s Best of Europe 2001. Staring at the map, I note how close Vernazza should be to Genoa. Barely a centimeter! Oh, well. I stash the map in the front pocket of my shorts with a camera, some German receipts, and a rail pass. A rail pass?! Hallelujah! I nearly jump out of my seat. My Italian train-mates must think I’m loony, or perhaps I’m behaving like a typical American. No wonder we have such a poor reputation abroad. After daring a last glance at my fellow passengers, I turn my gaze to the window and stare at the passing towns—in part to avoid further eye contact with the locals but more importantly to somehow verify that, yes, I am on the right train.